M is for Mediocre. I have mediocre talent in making wisecracks or comebacks when an opportunity arises. So I’ve had plenty of aha moments way after the episode. I can’t help it if I’m wired this way. My brain circuitry is in slow mode.
So here are some funny, stupid, sassy, and sometimes sarcastic statements I wish I could have said to your face when I needed it the most.
Malandi. Maldita. Malandita!